Question #1:

What do you guys think?

will happen in the next episode of jersey shore? i saw the replay of the past episode this monring and its gettin good.

how badly will Jwow kick sams ass?

BQ; whens the next chivas game?
BQ2: Tequila or Vodka?
BQ3: Why isnt omilife full? vergara charging triple for tickets again?
AND ochoa takes it between the legs.....

Question #2:

Help! I don't know what to drink tonight, but want to make a cocktail. What should I use?

Here are the ingredients that I have:

Non-alcoholic:
-Hawaiian Punch Lemon Berry Squeeze
-Sobe Strawberry Daiquiri flavor
-Sobe Orange Carrot flavor
-Grenadine

Alcoholic:
-Beer
-Smirnoff Citron
-Bacardi Superior (Silver)
-Southern Comfort
-Evan Williams Bourbon
-Cointreau
-Chambord
-Sour Apple Pucker
-Bols Creme de Cassis
-SoHo Lychee Liqueur
-Kahlua
-Frangelico
-Gordon's Gin
-Captain Morgan
-Blue Curacao
-Jack Daniels
-Pepe Lopez Tequila
-Jagermeister

Additional Items:
-Limes
-Hershey's Syrup

Go wild.

Question #3:

which celebrity do you like? who do you find beautiful inside and out?

I'm a girl and I'm straight. But I absolutely admire the following celebs sense of style and personality.
1. Jessica Alba: She's awesome and seems really nice and down to earth.
2. Jennifer Lopez: Yeah she seems a bit b*tchy and high-maintenance, but she's really cute and always so put together.
3. Megan Fox: I really like her confidence and she's really pretty. I know most girls hate her though. 4. Beyonce: She's so pretty and classy. I love her. Bey ftw :)
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt/Sarah Michelle Gellar: Funny, down to earth and extremely beautiful.
6. Keira Knightley: She's just totally awesome and amazingly beautiful.
7. Lauren Conrad: I love her fashion style and the way she carries herself. Always so put together. 8. Kim Kardashian: I know she made that tape, but she never got arrested or cause any problems. Seems like a really nice person
9. Cheryl Cole: So talented and beautiful and such an amazing, kind person
10. Kate Beckinsale: ditto
11. Annalynne McCord: "Naomi Clark" is funny and she's really cute.
12. Lyndsy Fonseca: I love her from "Kickass" and Desperate Housewives.
13. Eva Mendes: Love her style and she was amazing in "Hitch"
14. Vanessa Hudgens: cutest couple with Zac Efron
15. Nicole Scherzinger: PCD is really awesome and Nicole is the biggest reason
16. Eva Longoria: great style and very geniune
17. Cameron Diaz: Love her personality and attitude toward men/life in general.
18. Gabrielle Union: Gabby is really awesome and she doesn't speak with this ebonics accent which is great.
19. Tyra Banks: strong, independ-minded businesswoman. she's totally my role model
20. Jennifer Aniston: Girl-next-door appeal
21. Tila Tequila: I know she's like a druggie now, but she used to be such an empowering influence for Asians. She shows that Asian girls can be the sh*t just like everyone else.
22. Blake Lively: She's just like very pretty.

Question #4:

what celebrities do you find ugly? am I missing anyone?

These people look uglier than the average person. Why are they on TV?
1. Rosario Dawson and Fergie: It's just criminal that she's making money to be on TV and she walks around thinking she's hot sh*t. EWW
2. Lucy Liu: Tila Tequila isn't that hot, but as an Asian girl, I have to say Tila looks wayyyy better than Lucy Liu and her slant eyes. Even Maggie Q is hotter.
3. Sandra Oh: Again Tila looks wayyyy better and she's not even the hottest Asian.
4. Kirsten Dunst: She's gross, pale skin, and horrible facial features (lack of cheek bone structure and fat).
5. Gisele Bundchen: She has a great body, but her face is weird and she looks manly.
6. Julia Stiles: Eww
7. Emma Stone: She looks emo and I can't stand her voice. She didn't even look good in Superbad. Lyndsy Fonseca, from Kickass, is way hotter and a great voice.
8. Amanda Seyfried: She looks weird and kinda retarded. The ugliest girl out of the "Plastics" from mean girls. I have no idea why she made it big. Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams (with the blonde wig :P) and Lacey Chabert all look better.
9. Renee Zellwegger: Probably the most unattractive celebrity in the history of celebrity. She's fat, has no self-esteem, and just ewww.
10. Sarah Jessica Parker: She looks like a horse. Nuff said.
11. Kristen Stewart: She's a druggie and she's just ugly and weird all-around. Have you guys seen her at award ceremonies?
12. Maggie Gyllenhaal: Dark Knight was a great movie, but it needs better casting. Maggie is eww.
13. Rihanna: She used to be pretty cute when she first burst upon the scene. She wasn't Beyonce, but then again, who can match up to Bey? She was the Bahamas beach girl with long curly hair. Now she's all weird with short spiky colorful hair, edgy outfit, dominatrix crap, and a weird forehead.
14. Mariah Carey: She used to be alright, now she's twice the size of hubby Nick Cannon and I swear if you take off her hair extensions, she would look like a man.
15. Hilary Duff: She's a fatty.
16. Taylor Swift: She's not ugly, but she's overrated. Use eyeliners to cover up her tiny Asian eyes and seems like a bit of a dork.
17. Ashlee Simpson: Jessica was a natural beauty before she got fat and gross, but Ashlee just seems like an emo poser.
18. Britney Spears: She's a whale. Let's just leave it at that.
19. Amy Adams: Seems like a nice girl, but hot? ehhh no comment
20. Jennifer Garner: Seems to be a great mom, but she's just really average.
21. Chelsea Handler/Kelly Ripa: They both look a lot older than their actual age.
22. Emma Roberts: I don't think she looks good at all.
23. Ashley Tisdale: Overrated. Just very average
24. Kesha: eww and trashy
25. Katy Perry: She looks really dumb and honestly her face isn't that great. She has a pretty good body though.
26. Stephanie Pratt: Ewww
27. Jessica Biel: Why is JT dating her? From Cameron Diaz to her? Yeah I know Cameron is old, but Biel looks really manly.
28. Christina Aguilera: Never figured out why guys like her.
29. Scarlett Johansson: Looks like a porn star with makeup and a trailer park midwestern confederate flag mom with 8 kids without makeup. She's stocky and her skin is too pale.
30. Amanda Bynes: She has great legs, but she looks average.
31. Audrina: Her eyes always look upwards in every pic.
32. Olivia Munn/Olivia Wilde: I don't understand the hype.
33. Zoe Saldana: So overrated after Avatar came out. Beyonce, Tyra Banks and Gabrielle Union are all hotter.
34. Anne Hathaway: Too pale
35. Kate Hudson: She used to be awesome, but she looks really old.
36. Michelle Obama: Seems like an angry black woman with a chip on her shoulder and she looks like a gorilla with hair. I feel bad for Barack.
36. Whitney Port: Ugliest girl from the Hills
37. Hayden Pannettiere: Just an average girl who is incredibly short with an average body
38. Emma Watson: Really average English girl
Other more obvious ones: Rosie O'Donnell, Tori Spelling, Amy Winehouse, Kelly Osborne, Kelis (why did Nas marry her and Jay-Z get to marry Beyonce? I always thought Nas is hotter.), Tilda Swinton, Joan Cusack, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Avril Lavigne, Susan Boyle, Donatelle Versace, Courtney Love, Kate Moss, Oprah, Whoopi Goldberg, Ellen DeGeners (but of course she's not straight), Camilla Parker-Bowles (Prince Charles' second wife), America Ferrera, Snooki, Paris Hilton. T.I.'s wife Tameka Cottle, Heidi Montag (average to begin with, ugly post surgery)

Now, if you ask me who are good looking, my list is Jessica Alba, Jennifer Lopez, Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Beyonce, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Keira Knightley (great face scrawny body), Lauren Conrad, Kim Kardashian, Cheryl Cole, Kate Beckinsale, Annalynne McCord, Lyndsy Fonseca, Eva Mendes, Vanessa Hudgens, Nicole Scherzinger, Eva Longoria, Jordana Brewster, Cameron Diaz (with makeup of course :)), Gabrielle Union, Tyra Banks, Bla
sorry good looking ones got cut off at the end: Blake Lively and Tila Tequila
John: Britney really? And Fergie's face? Eww. I guess you can always paper bag. And I never said Hayden, Amanda Bynes, and Katy Perry are ugly, I Just said they're overrated.

Question #5:

Vodka goes very well with?

What can you mix with vodka to reduce the strong taste and may be a tasty drink

also Tequila what goes well with it

Question #6:

Complimenting names for two dogs?

Well there is a possibility that we may be getting two adult dogs that have grown up together. We need two dog names, not necessarily matching, to name them. Do you have any more suggestions?
here is my list so far:
BOYS
-Toro/Toru
-Dante
-Joaquin
-Santiago
-Javier
-Manuel
-Jamilah
-Shaka
-Xanti

GIRLS
-Tequila
-Manuela
-Lareina
-Catalina
-Zahra/Azahria
-Dalia
-Jamelia
-Hero
I have thought of that, however these dogs are 2 1/2 and the dog we had before we adopted when he was 3 and a stray, and we renamed him from his shelter name and he had no problems. :)
Obviously if these dogs do have problems adapting to their new names we will call them by their old ones.

Question #7:

What types of food and alcohol are you stocking up for the start of college football?

I'm going to have a lot of people coming over for Thursday's kickoffs. So far (with some $$ from friends, too), I have 10 bottles of gin (for gin rickeys; surprisingly popular here in Texas), 10 bottles of tequila along with lots of margarita ingredients, 3 kegs of beer, five cheesecakes, 50 frozen burritos, 5 frozen pizzas, 50 hot dogs and buns, 30lbs of ground beef, 3 tubs of ice cream, and some other assorted stuff.

This is definitely enough for a binge weekend, I think.

Question #8:

How many tequila shots does it take you to get drunk?

me: like 3 or 4 >.>

Question #9:

Ok, Mayans said we are suppose to die on Dec. 21, 2012, who chose ....?

Ok, Mayans said we are suppose to die on Dec. 21, 2012, who chose the August 11, 3114 B.C. date the calender begin counting ??
Are the Mayans the "experts" or "God" to know that the world will only last 5,126 years ? OOH NOO,,what if the world began before Aug. 11th 3114 BC ?

5126 years, OK, why is the current Jewish year 5771 ? Isn't that more than 5126 years ?

I think the Mayans drank too much tequila & ate too many tacos,,,

Where are those wackos who said the same stuff about 2003 ?
what did I smoke ? whatever your wife gave me,,
OK, what decided the 3114BC date ? when when someone's wife got ate by a dinosaur ?

Question #10:

Is it healthy to drink beer every day? What about tequila of whiskey?

Question #11:

Who here likes Tila Tequila?

I do.
She shows guys that girls can be as tough as them.
She might be a ho, but at least she's real.

Question #12:

What is your favorite Tila Tequila song?

Mines is "I love you"

Question #13:

some thing strange is happening?

okay so like this a last 3 days ive been drinking red tequila im under 21 and now im peeing red at first i thought it was my period but then nothing happened has that ever happened to you??

Question #14:

im having a tequila night tonight...?

...and need a few things to make toasts too. any suggestions?

all suggestions welcome :)

Question #15:

what was so miraculous about jesus walking on water?

I managed to walk home on 11 pints of Stella and 8 Tequila shots once....
now that's a true miracle

Question #16:

Smoked pot for the first time last night. Was my experience normal?

Background: I smoked for the first time last night. I'm a sophomore in college. I was at a friend's house party and he asked if anyone wanted to smoke, which I decided I did, and I wasn't very drunk. The only recent alcohol I had had was most of a beer. Earlier however, I had a drink with tequila and two sips of banana rum. We (a good friend of mine, a girl I semi-knew, the host, and his friend) went into the host's room and took hits from a big bong. Didn't get anything the first time (that's what they said) so they gave me a hit which I held in. It didn't burn like I expected because there was ice in the bong, I think that helped.

Actual experience: First, everything became really slow. While I was watching my friends play pong, I felt like my shoulders were moving in a circle very slowly. I tried to control it because I didn't want to look high. I followed my friends around pretty closely to make sure I didn't lose them and pretty soon the ones that weren't high were standing in front of us trying to get us to do/say stupid stuff as we sat on the floor. I felt like, "I know what you're up to, you can't make be look stupid!". Later on, as it took even more effect (I assume), I felt like a magnet being pulled, then leaden and heavy. I was a little freaked out and very anxious to know how long it would last, because I wanted it to be over. It was the longest 2 hours of my life and I still feel kind of high. I smoked at around 1, got home and went to bed at 3, and now it's almost 9. It was extremely hard to text or remember my boyfriend's number to so that my friend could help me text him that I was home safe (before I really was). I remember acting like a mom, trying to get our group home from the party (two drunk people leading two high people - and the high people were more effective at continuing to move!)

There was more, but I don't think I can write anymore because I still feel high-ish.

Question #17:

Can I put chilis with booze...?

I saw somebody do this once...drop a coupla hot red chilis in a bottle of vodka or tequila...does it work? And how long do you have 2 leave it 4 best result?

Question #18:

How do I have a great halloween with school the next day?

Halloween is on a Sunday this year. Since I go to Catholic school my mom said I'd probably be off the day after Halloween cause it's all souls day or whatever and my little sister (who also goes to catholic school) is off.
Turns out I'm not. I looked at our schedule.
I had it planned out perfectly though! We'd pregame at my house. Take a shot of tequila and party. Leave and go trick-r-treating for a few hours. Come back here, party more, followed by a couple more shots, and watch halloween movies until we all passed out.
The worst part is, Halloween is the ONE DAY of the year I wanted to get drunk. I never drink! Ever! Me and my friends just generally don't do it because we don't feel the need to. But Halloween is my favorite holiday and it's my Junior year and I'm getting too old to trick-r-treat, I wanted it to be perfect! I'm already looking into costumes!
How do I have the perfect Halloween even though I have school the next day???
I guess I could party the night before then go trick-r-treating with my sister on halloween.
What would you suggest??

Question #19:

So....my parents are gone and I have the house all to myself?

What should I do now?

Poll: tequila or vodka?

Question #20:

I think my friend has a drinking problem and I don't know what I should do?

My friend is 17 and she drink A LOT. Every time I hang out with her she is on her way to being black out drunk. She pee's on herself all the time, she comes drunk/hungover to her family parties, she blacks out almost every time she gets drunk, she drinks tequila like its water, drinks on a pretty consistent basis and acts unlike herself and gets mean when she is drinking.

I guess I am just wondering what I should do. She is a very good friend of mine and I don't like to see her like that. Last night was really bad and when I got home at 6 am I sent her a message pretty much saying I think she has a drinking problem and I think she needs to get help. If, by some miracle, she still wants to talk to me, and wants help, what should I do.





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